must stay alive

some funny sayings:

Man who runs behind car gets exhausted, man who runs infront of car gets tired.

Man who sits on an upturned tack shall surely rise.

Man who sneezes without hanky takes matter into his own hands.

Man who drops watch in toilet bound to have shitty time

Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails

Man with one chopstick goes hungry

Man who live in glass house should change in basement.

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

Man who walks sideway through airport door is going to Bangkok.

Woman who cooks beans and peas in the same pot is very unsanitary.

Baseball wrong. man with 4 balls not able to walk.

Squirrel who runs up woman's legs finds no nuts.
Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to it.

i found them quite funny. if u dont get the meaning, try reading aloud. haha. post more jokes!