4C JOKE BLOG

youtube video

2006-10-18T22:24:00.000+08:00

haha my turn... some french horn thing... not an ordinary thing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiqFz6_o3F4

2006-10-15T00:23:00.000+08:00

4C must stay alive!

stolen joke

2006-10-14T20:39:00.000+08:00

waddaya say when u see an indo?

haze (heyz)

o_0

rofl... ANW thanx ta all 4C peeps fer makin rj feel like home =p esp those who went fer e class gathering tt day... cya guys again soon!

2006-09-24T11:40:00.000+08:00

promos
noobmos.
-.-

lets all go fuck promos.
and when we fail.
we can all say almos

2006-09-09T00:34:00.000+08:00

this came in my class's email.
i think i saw this some time ago.
not wif so many examples though.

Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit their
collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in High School
essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of
teachers across the country. Here are last year's winners

1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had
its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.

2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and
breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.
3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from
experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar
eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the
country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without
one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
4. She grew on him like a colony of E. Coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.
5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
7. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.
8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine.
9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.
10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.
11. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.
12. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.
13. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
15. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.
16. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had
also never met.
17. He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant, and she was the East River.
18. Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.
19. Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.
20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
21. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.
22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.
23. The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.
24. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.
25. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.

2006-09-08T09:30:00.000+08:00

must stay alive

2006-09-08T00:55:00.000+08:00

some funny sayings:

Man who runs behind car gets exhausted, man who runs infront of car gets tired.

Man who sits on an upturned tack shall surely rise.

Man who sneezes without hanky takes matter into his own hands.

Man who drops watch in toilet bound to have shitty time

Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails

Man with one chopstick goes hungry

Man who live in glass house should change in basement.

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

Man who walks sideway through airport door is going to Bangkok.

Woman who cooks beans and peas in the same pot is very unsanitary.

Baseball wrong. man with 4 balls not able to walk.

Squirrel who runs up woman's legs finds no nuts.
Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to it.

i found them quite funny. if u dont get the meaning, try reading aloud. haha. post more jokes!

2006-09-01T23:56:00.000+08:00

click to enlarge

class 4c! well, some of us anyway! well, glad u guys could make it... violent bball was fun! must play again sometime.

2006-05-14T14:02:00.000+08:00

chrissypuss's joke i think.

What is the max speed limit for sex?

68.

coz at 69 you gotta turn around.

2006-04-24T19:48:00.000+08:00

test

2006-03-04T10:43:00.000+08:00

JOKES JOKES..joke from shi xiong i help him post..XD im so kind..

Q: there was this TREE on a hilltop..then suddnely a gust of wind blew and the tree got struck by lightining..WHY WHY WHY!??!?!?!?!??!?!

A: cause the tree SUAI ! (sway)....-.-"

not farnie rite..see lar stpd shixiong..lol...XD quite farnie lar..-.- dunno wad im saying..i tink one screw dropped out..lol..come on guys..!!! XD MUG ! -.-..lol..post more jokes yar?

KING jokes..

2006-02-28T16:13:00.000+08:00

LOL..thd god is back..=) jus some GODLIKE jokes..lol..

Q:wads the difference between sin n shame?
A: its a sin to put it in and a shame to pull it out..-.-"

the one above is 4 cheap thrill one..lol..not very farnie..

Q: wad's the speed limit of sex?
A: 68..cause at 69, u've gotta turn arnd..

lol..quitefarnie..=)

Q: y is sex like a bridge game..?
A: u dun need a partner if u've got a good HAND...

ROFL...farnie rite..lol..=)

Q: what do a christmas tree and a priest have in common..?

A: THEIR BALLS ARE JUST FOR DECORATION...=.="...LOL..funny lar..come on laugh..HAHAHA...

guys..keep this blog alive k? come on..EVEN the god made an effort to WASTE his time n post jokes...LOL...=) hope u all coping well in RJC yar? =)

bomb

2006-02-24T18:15:00.000+08:00

this was from shi xiong, which i thought was rather funny hahaha.

what happens when u put a bomb in your underpants?

you get a banana split

what happens when u put a bomb inside someone's bra

tit-bits!

hurhur

2006-02-14T21:15:00.000+08:00

during canoeing training...

j2: guys stretch your forearms.

ky: but i only have 2 arms.

in case you still din get it, forearms = fourarms

2006-02-13T21:32:00.000+08:00

Q: how did the computer feel when it had nothing to do?
A: it was motherbored

Q: what animal can help u adjust your guitar?
A: tuner (tuna) fish

yup haha. physics lecture was super boring.

bayley joke

2006-02-12T21:38:00.000+08:00

Q: What happens after Bayleans fight?

A: Nothing. cus "We keep on fighting"

2006-02-12T15:46:00.000+08:00

JET LI

aka

Li Fei Ji

-- txa.

happy CNY

2006-01-27T23:20:00.000+08:00

2006-01-22T10:45:00.000+08:00

must continue to keep this place alive ar...
cuz i think that our class last year was really fantastic compared to mine this year..

anw, what did the horse bid for at the auction?
its bird nest (cuz "ma biao yan wo" -.-)

HOKKIEN SONG

2006-01-20T23:56:00.000+08:00

Unlimited Wants

courtesy of mr lagman of econs class

2006-01-20T19:05:00.000+08:00

Outside physics lab

Friend: hi, are u in the same class as me?
Me : Me?? no... i higher class than u. -_______-'''

oh ya our physics teacher looks like hitler minus the moustache

jokes

2006-01-18T21:06:00.000+08:00

geog lecture:

lecturer : the continents are connected once. called pangaea. evidence of it are the animal fossils. in yr notes u can see some of them... do you know what that creature is called? i know there are things like mesosaurus lysyossarus etc. what other kinds of sarus are there?

student: theasaurus??

2006-01-08T20:17:00.000+08:00

a few jokes from orientation

Q: what bird is from macdonald's?
A: magpie

Q: what bird always decompose?
A: parROT

Q: what bird always cough?
A: flam(phlegm)ingo

courtesy of our stand-in ogl leanne while our 2 ogls were busy.

Q: which bird very extra?
A: SPARErow

my joke (with some credit to timothy coming up with the bird name).

sorry about the ~~bird~~bad jokes =P

2006-01-08T19:58:00.000+08:00

a list of singaporean acronyms

WITS - Work Improvement Teams/Waste Individual Time Session/ We Idle Together Session
UOB - United Overseas Bank/You Owe Bank
TCS - Television Corporation of Spore/Talk Cock Station
SIA - Singapore International Airlines/Suffer In Agony or Sex In Air
SGH - Singapore General Hospital/Sure Giveup Hope
SDU - Social Development Unit/Single, Desperate and Ugly/ Sexually Depressed and Unwanted
SBS - Singapore Bus Service/Super Blur Sotong/ Screwed-up and Bad Service
SAF - Singapore Armed Forces/Serve And Forget
PWD - Public Works Department/Purposely Want to Dig
PUB - Public Utilities Board/Pay Until Broke
PSI - Pollution Safety Index/Please Stay Indoors
PSA - Port of Singapore Authority/Poor Ships Ahead
POSB - Post Office Savings Bank/Purposely Owe Some Banks
PAP - People's Action Party/Pay And Pay
OUB - Overseas Union Bank/Owe Until Bankrupt
OETI - Ordnance Engineering Training Institute/Only Eat, Talk and Idle
OCBC - Oversea-Chinese Banking Corporation/Owe Cash, Boh Credit
NUSSU - NUS Student Union/No Use, So Screw Up
NUS - National University of Singapore/Never Use Sense/ Not Up to Standard/ Nothing Up Stairs
NUH - National University Hospital/Never Use Heart
NTU - Nanyang Technological University/Ninja Turtle University
MRTC - Mass Rapid Transit Corporation/More Road Tax Coming
MRT - Mass Rapid Transit/Mad Rush to Train
MOE - Ministry of Environment/Muggers Only Environment
MAS - Monetary Authority of Singapore/Mad Accounting System/ Must Always Suffer
LTA - Land Transport Authority/Long Tio Ah (crash!)
JTC - Jurong Town Council/Jokers Training Centre
HDB - Housing Development Board/Highly Dangerous Building
GST - Goods and Services Tax/Government Salary Tax or Go Squeeze Them
ERP - Electronic Road Pricing/Everytime Raise Price or Everyday Rob People
EDB - Economic Development Board/Enough, Don't Bluff
DBS - Development Bank of Singapore/Damn! Boh Salary
CPF - Central Provident Fund/Cash Prior to Funeral or Coffin Provision Fund
COE - Cetificate of Entitlement/Cash On Expressway or worse, "Si hor yi" (give them after death)

-source : www.talkingcock.com

i hope this hasnt been posted before. enjoy!

New year resolution

2006-01-04T22:57:00.000+08:00

whats yr new year resolution???

my is 1024 * 768 -_-''

wikihumor

2005-12-29T10:28:00.000+08:00

directly koped from huang's webbie.

full gainer is an acrobatic move, typically performed from a diving board into water. A full gainer is a full backflip that is completed while moving forwards... Unlike full gainers, half gainers are only performed by divers, as landing on one's head on solid ground can be fatal.

- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_gainer

The Balance Beam is an artistic gymnastics apparatus. It is only used by female gymnasts. It is not used by the male gymnasts because they have external genitals.

- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gymnastics_balance_beam

2005-12-25T00:05:00.000+08:00

If you eat any food with egg in it, remember to eat everything but the egg. after all, it's sheng4 dan4 jie2 XD.

merry christmas!

2005-12-16T21:08:00.000+08:00

chelsea resource. go see the Jose Mourinho Song at the bottom of the page. quite fun.

Jose Mourinho Song

2005-12-12T23:37:00.000+08:00

-.-

2005-12-11T13:20:00.000+08:00

ok here's one, courtesy of myukadelic.

what do atheists say when they get an orgasm?

YES GOD! OH YES! OH YES! OH YES!

heh i thot this was a rather good one.

Sea Games

2005-12-06T00:13:00.000+08:00

cold n lame... from Straits Times

Each host nation will pick some wierd sport to win medals
so what can Singapore pick n sure win?

Ans: SMS-sing...... -_______-"

2005-11-23T22:26:00.000+08:00

http://gvod.blogspot.com/

if you're bored. some of the videos there are funny. some are just... 0.o

more pix from cunzhi

2005-11-23T11:44:00.000+08:00

by request of cunzhi. and many thanks to him...
here are his pics.

http://photobucket.com/albums/c162/slackism/?sc=1

grad night pictures

2005-11-22T16:57:00.000+08:00

Smallest I-pod in Town

2005-11-14T23:59:00.000+08:00

yo... ipod flea is here check it out.

http://gprime.net/video.php/ipodflea

2005-11-10T23:11:00.000+08:00

sorta a ripoff from somewhere.
some u will prolly see b4.
but in an attempt for revival of the blog.
here goes.

Q) There's a party in the forest but... who didn't get to eat the cake!?!
A) Grass because Cao Mei Dan Gao 草没蛋糕.

Q) Ah bao was murdered! However the police quickly found the killer.. who is it?
A) Ah Dou because Dou Sa Bao 豆杀包

Q) xiao bai n da bai r bros. As xiao bai grows older, he look more n more like his bro. Guess a chen yu.
A) Zhen Xiang Da Bai 真像大白

Q) Osama, Bush , Blair and Saddam play mahjong ... Who will win first???
A) Saddam Hussein because Saddam Hu Xian

Q9) Xiao ming drinks milk to grow up, Da ming drinks what?
A9) Alcohol because Jiu Yang Da Ming 酒养大明

Q10) which brand of shampoo is the wealthiest
A10) "Lux" Super Rich?

Q11) What BATMAN say when he fell down?
A11) Painful Sia...(Bian fu sia)

2005-11-01T08:40:00.000+08:00

Q: what type of pressure do shipowners face?
A: Pier pressure

lol

2005-10-31T22:31:00.001+08:00

My blog is worth $0.00.
How much is your blog worth?

our blog is damn weak.
BUCK UP GUYS.

muz make it become

My blog is worth $999999999.99.
How much is your blog worth?

class soccer team pix.

2005-10-21T21:36:00.000+08:00

2005-10-18T20:57:00.000+08:00

hk movies hav gd subtitles.
lol.

2005-10-14T23:47:00.000+08:00

post number 201

lol post no. 200

2005-10-14T12:56:00.000+08:00

im wasting this post but hell.
if u guys last time din download the cyh thingy. development a and b.
here it is. ( click the fullstop =] )
and one more link. (still the fullstop. that webbie is quite zai.)

dun say i nvr help u. lol.
if nvr come out (which prolly wont). not my prob.
gd luck for cts.

[insert joke here]
oh and a joke link. read this b4 going on to this.
some resemblance wif marcusneo.

2005-10-13T20:39:00.000+08:00

embrace yourself, the exams are here.

not joke. for those who need it.

2005-10-12T21:18:00.000+08:00

bio topics.
(most updated version with 1 more topic to study)

ss essentials.

kk. maybe 1 joke.
which animal hid the flour?
猪。coz 猪藏粉 (猪肠粉 chee cheong fan)

-Edited by TXA (zhou hope u dont mind)
*-Further edited by zhou (TXA hope u dont mind)

key:
* = edited by zhou.

hk exam

2005-10-09T10:11:00.000+08:00

hey hey. dun mug so hard.

2005-10-03T19:56:00.000+08:00

revival!

2005-09-29T00:20:00.000+08:00

ok lets try to revive this blog. some michael jackson jokes from the site on qy's msn nick. lol.

-Why are Micheal Jackson's Pants so small?
Because they arent his.

-What did the man sitting on the beach say to Micheal Jackson?
Get out of my Sun.

-Whats 6 + 46 + 5?
A Threesome with Micheal Jackson

-What do Micheal Jackson and Games consoles have in common?
They Both get Turned on by Kids

chem...

2005-09-27T20:57:00.000+08:00

Me and des were bored during chem class today...

Q: what happens when you owe the Taiwan president?
A: then you qian bian (欠扁 )

Q: what printer’s never there when you need it?
A: Epson (absent)

Ok you know you want to laugh... but if you really want to pretend that it’s not funny, then go ahead :P haha jk.

this is not a joke

2005-09-25T15:10:00.000+08:00

with deepest regrets, i apologise for helping chow make a blog that he din want.
i apologise for using his copyrighted chow name and a copyrighted motto/nick choworbechowed.
as such, i have since closed down the choworbechowed.blogspot.com.
and thus, ends the (2 days) hw-reminder service. thank you for ur support. and for ur time.

2005-09-24T14:14:00.000+08:00

http://choworbechowed.blogspot.com/

its not a joke

2005-09-18T22:09:00.000+08:00

this is not a joke. they really have lyrics available online for crazy frog axelF.

Axel F
by Crazy Frog

[Intro]
Ding ding, do bam baram bom baram bom babam bom...
What's going on? (ON?)
Ding ding
Let's do the Crazy Frog!
Ding ding
Bem bem
Ring ring ring ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding bem bem bem
Ring ring ring ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding bo bo
Ring ring ring ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding bem bem bem
Ring ring ring ding ding ding
Let's do the Crazy Frog! (Break down!)
Ding ding
C-c-razy-cra-crazy
Bem bem
Let's do the Crazy Frog!
Ra ba bra bram ba brrrram brramaba brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Ding ding
Let's do the Crazy Frog!
Ding ding
Do do!
Ring ring ring ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding bem bem bem
Ring ring ring ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding bo bo
Ring ring ring ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding bem bem bem
Ring ring ring ding ding ding
Let's do the Crazy Frog!
Ding ding
C-c-razy-cra-crazy
Bem bem
Let's do the Crazy Frog!
Bem bem.

2005-09-09T14:47:00.000+08:00

why was the track n field meet so quiet.
coz. 田径 (恬静)

2005-09-06T20:04:00.000+08:00

heard this over the radio.
translated.

which animal like to hav a big beer belly.
mouse. coz 老鼠爱大米 (tum-my)

-.-

looter vs finder

2005-09-04T00:08:00.000+08:00

i thought i might like to share this.

taken from http://socialitelife.com/

=]

2005-09-03T20:26:00.000+08:00

which is the all time most sung, most heard, most popular song?

ans: the birthday song! happy birthday to you..!

Sumo Kamikaze

2005-09-02T20:43:00.000+08:00

Three men, an Scot, and an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building. The Scot jumped off and shouted ''God save Scotland!'' The English man jumped off and shouted ''God Save England!'' The Sumo wrestler jumped off and shouted ''God save the person who I land on!''

Blonde haircut
A Blonde goes to a barber and asks for a haircut. The barber asks her to take off her headphones, and she says she needs them and can't take them off. As he starts to cut her hair, she falls asleep in the chair. The barber can't cut her hair correctly with the earphones on, so he removes them, and after 30 seconds she drops dead. Startled by what�s happened, he picks up the earphones to listen what it was and they said: "Breath in, breath out. Breath in, breath out..."

another mama joke!
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked "What's new?"

lol

2005-08-30T21:17:00.000+08:00

Q: Why are swimmers very patient?
A: because they are used to wading.

Q: What is it when a group of students take action against Elizabeth Foo?
A: then they are the Foo fighters.

2005-08-29T19:58:00.000+08:00

Q: why are extreme sportsmen always bored?
A: cos they always surfboard, skateboard and wakeboard.

lol i was bored ok!!!

Parker: I'm feeling a bit funny (weird) right now
TXA (me): cool, can you tell me a joke?

Q: what fruit do you eat when you’re busy?

A: 芒（忙）果 (mango in english)

jokes!

2005-08-27T21:12:00.000+08:00

Haha nice to see this blog active again...

Q: What’s the heaviest food in our school canteen?
A: Wanton (one ton) noodle

*credits to Jason Loon

wheez

2005-08-26T22:06:00.000+08:00

feeling lame after tests...

wads the sharpest cell?

splinter cell -_-'''

me: (makes fun of lam)
lam: (whacks!)
me: ouch!
lam: o no sry loon...was tt hard?
me: no...it was easy...-_-''' (CMI)

today we went NUS to see the raffles museum...

then we came across some animal specimens

museum guide: we keep our specimens in 95% alcohol
me:(being crappy) so are they drunk?
museum guide: nooo...they are dead...-_-
me: oh...so theyre dead drunk
museum guide: -_- X 100

2005-08-25T17:58:00.000+08:00

moi turn..tdy so lame..

from parker:
CaSiO2 is calcium silicate.cuz was learning chem..
then wads Calcium + Silicon + Nitrogen + Oxygen?

casino....

during pe, teacher said line up in threes, then xuan ang said we shd climb on trees..

...

2005-08-25T14:10:00.000+08:00

in response to jasons call.

jokes.jokes.jokes.jokes.jokes.jokes.jokes.jokes.
jokes.jokes.jokes.jokes.jokes.jokes.jokes.jokes.
jokes.jokes.jokes.jokes.jokes.jokes.jokes.jokes.
jokes.jokes.jokes.jokes.jokes.jokes.jokes.jokes.

the return of the your mudder heroes

2005-08-23T16:19:00.000+08:00

your mother sooo fat...that when she told me her weight

i tot it was her HANPHONE NUMBER..-_-'''

anyhow

2005-08-23T15:27:00.000+08:00

Q: what’s a baseballer’s favourite fruit?
A: peach (pitch)

Q: why are flowers never lonely?
A: ‘cause they got a couple (carpel)

Joy Lim: Mendel (father of genetics) observed many peas and compared the numbers... to come up with the statistics.
Chiam: did he get the nobel PEAS prize?

Ok lame jokes... from boring lessons.

2005-08-22T18:18:00.000+08:00

huang yuting : why does the class stink?
desmond : that's cos u stepped in.

why are the north koreans always so bored?
because they are chao sian (chao2 sian3 means north korean in chinese)

2005-08-21T17:34:00.000+08:00

Q: how much would the guy who wrote the communist manifesto score if he sat for a political science test?
A: full marx

Q: what happens when u r cooking an egg and it hatches?
A: u'll get a hot chick -_- .

2005-08-20T23:09:00.000+08:00

does this place needs to be revived? ya, i think it does..so here's goes...

2005-08-15T22:46:00.000+08:00

hah.
from huang lu's blog.
but i highlited the "mistake"
to make it clearer for some. =P

not a joke.

2005-08-08T21:41:00.000+08:00

Q: why are there few hot girls in the Northern parts of canada?
A: because it is usually cold there.

cold joke.

-_-'''

2005-08-07T22:01:00.000+08:00

when business rivals use underhand means against each other and the situation is brought to court...what court do they go to?

ans: SABOdinate court -_-'''

when drug abusers are caught...which court are the brought to?

ans: the HIGGH court -_-'''

a guy walked past a fig tree and said " HI!!"
the fig tree din reply
what did the guy sae?

dao fig (taufik)...

bah...

2005-08-06T11:42:00.000+08:00

wad is the toughest sea mammal on earth - parker

The Blue Whale?..nope

its THE NAVY SEALS...-_-'''x2

after philo during maths....

parker:hey loon came up wif sumthin realli lame..
me: shoot man...
parker: wads the most comfortable period todae...
me: ??(maybe CLE?)
parker: Philo!!!(pillow)
me: sweatZ-_-'''

ultra lame parker joke...COMMING SOON...

2005-08-03T21:08:00.000+08:00

hmm.. today in class:

Me: Boon, lend my your correction tape k?
Boon (who was busy doing his work): No.
Me: *takes it anyway and uses some, then returns it to Boon*
Me: Thanks. Boon you're so sarcastic.
Boon: -_-"

person A: did you hear about the keyboard which can only type upper-case letters?
person B: yeah, i heard it was quite capital-intensive

2005-08-03T20:26:00.000+08:00

q: y did the hutu kill a fellow hutu in rwanda?
a: coz he very hu2 tu2.

-.----

i pass maths test le..

2005-08-02T21:28:00.000+08:00

parker came up wif another one of his originals today during ss speech...

was the similarity between a very active person and Nitrogen?

ans: their both enthu(N2)...-_-'''

2005-07-31T19:52:00.000+08:00

Q: what's the laziest type of food?
A: bread. cos it always loaf around.

..

2005-07-29T23:46:00.000+08:00

parker is so lame..

u so lame so u got polio...wads ur fav sport?
water-polio....

then i called him lam instead of parker...then added a a-lam...

then he started sayin why? u need alarm clock ar?.....ermx...

2005-07-28T22:09:00.000+08:00

Q: how do cells communicate with each other?
A: by cell phone!

lol..

2005-07-27T15:38:00.000+08:00

During chem makeup lesson today
grace chong: i'm gonna have to hold a make up lesson next week too.
class: groans.
parker: then all of us will look pretty.

lol.

2005-07-26T21:13:00.000+08:00

why u should nvr rob someone

2005-07-25T22:39:00.000+08:00

ill c u in sch tml...

2005-07-25T19:29:00.000+08:00

really think i'm gonna start a petition to ban loon from the joke blog. his jokes are super cold, not funny, and his typing damn bengsterXxzzz.. xiaXzz. omgosh. do i need an endorsement from a senator? ok. not funny. anw, here's dota uncoded.

balanar is indian! balanarajasamy s/o rajunarasamy
lina inverse is also indian! the inverse of lina is anil. which happens to be an indian name!

laMe xiA...-_-'''

2005-07-24T22:32:00.000+08:00

some of the many joke i came acroos during the weekend...

a sofa has a full name to it...did u know?
so fa me ray doh...-_-'''

which is higher...letter A or C
ans: C
reason: cos ABCD (read it out..might help)

how many teeth does a baby haf...
0...cos ba bi wu chi

wad do u call a lame prawn...
LAME XIA...

why cant u bite...
cos u suck

whEheEhhheE...

cOLdZzz

2005-07-21T22:01:00.000+08:00

wah..todaes a dae wif supa cold jokes...

parker:why du ppl from track n field discriminate against ppl of other races...
me:?
parker:cos their Racist...(race-ist)
me:woots...

parker: wad the most filling dish in our canteen
me:chicken rice?
parker: No...wanton mee(one-ton of mee)
me:-_-'''

er..er...crap i forgot the other joke...betta write it down next time...

crap im becoming veh lame...makin unessesary comments when i hear anithin

we were walking towards mrt to go RE...

james: ann liang u walk first we catch up wif u lata...
me: we chilli wif u lata...

woots...

at the NYP...the teacher mentor was askin abt a software...

Mr. paul: have uall heard of the software rhinoceros b4?
James/Ann liang/ Jinwei: No?
Me: ya the animal...

sian...

o n on the mrt on the wae to town...i had tt lame diaoded hweeling again...i was wif lam...

me: hey lam..wads the opposite of somerset mrt...
lam:?
me: winterrise...lalala...

then the indian beside me was giggling at moi lameness...the i was like...

me:wads the opposite of eunos
lam:?
me: (pause)...I NOS!...

i think the indian beside be almost burst out laughing...crap i should stop this man..
SOMEBODY HELP ME...

2005-07-19T19:51:00.000+08:00

螢幕說：我好慘阿，每天給人看。
鍵盤說：我更慘呢，每天給人打。
滑鼠說：我才慘呢，每天給人摸。
主機說：你們有我慘嘛？每天給人按肚臍眼。
光碟機說：我好慘，每天給人插。
軟碟機說：我更慘，現在都沒人插我了。
ＵＳＢ隨身碟說：誰有我慘？這邊插完就去那邊插，一不小心還會被感染。
主機板：不要以為我被很多東西插會很爽，其實我最慘，他們插進來後就都不?
吨F，那才是難受啊!
音效卡：還說呢，明明是插你，為什麼都是我在叫 !

er. koped from some place.
-.- damn lame.

lalala

2005-07-18T20:17:00.000+08:00

haiZ...its been a jokeful dae..cracking lame joke wif parker at every single thing...but their all supa no sense n supa cold so ill onli put some...

man im proud of this joke...

wad u call a cloth tt doesnt talk:
DAOwel...(towel) -_-'''

other coutries in the world have gay parades once a year...did u noe singapore has one too
CHINGAY...-_-'''

parker: name me some beans...
me: red bean, green bean...
parker: wad else?
me:???
parker: HUMAN BEAN...-_-'''

this ones from my table tennis junior....

wads the similarity between hitler n a bee
they both want poland(pollen)-_-'''

tts juz a lil of wad we came up wif todae...i think parker came up wil more than 10 lame jokes todae...supa colded...

2005-07-17T22:03:00.000+08:00

lol was reading on sulphur for the pop quiz when i noticed this

"The spelling of sulphur is "sulfur" in the USA and now that IUPAC has decided it has jurisdiction over the British English language (as distinct from American English) as well as nomenclature, so we in the UK are expected to use the f word."

ahaha nice one webelements.com.

2005-07-17T15:27:00.000+08:00

Q: what happens when an egg laughs?
A: it cracks up.

2005-07-17T00:23:00.000+08:00

finally going to make a worthy contribution.

INITIAL T.
check it out!

damn roflmao

your mother jokes

2005-07-16T22:02:00.000+08:00

probably my bro didnt mean it as a joke, but anyway,

your mother's so fat...... that it's not funny any more.

lol

2005-07-16T00:22:00.000+08:00

feelin a bit delirious.
drank 2 cups of coffee.

wads the thinest comic bk.
tin tin.

nvm.
sorry for the interuption

2005-07-14T17:10:00.000+08:00

how come all jokes come from parker? lol.

2005-07-14T14:58:00.000+08:00

havent posted in a long time.

why is swimming so cheap?
coz FREE-style. - parker

hahaha.

ok i'm lame. as in literally.

whee...

2005-07-11T21:38:00.000+08:00

man parker's good....i think he thinx of lame jokes even when hes swimming...

wad do u call a bear without fur...

A BARE....-_-'''...woots...

wad do u call a bear without teeth...

GUMmy bear...-_-'''...woots...

n this one my fren made it up herself...zai...

how do u fit lil monsters onto a stick...

poke em on...(pokemon)...lol...-_-'''...woots...

more your mother jokes

2005-07-10T20:53:00.000+08:00

Your mother's so fat, I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.
Your mother's so fat she shows up on radar.
Your mother's so fat, I got lost walking around her.
Your mother's so fat, she lives in 2 timezones.
Your mother's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Your mother's so fat, when she lays on the beach, people run around her yelling, "Free Willy!"

yOur Mudder SoooOo Fat...taT whEn ShE......

2005-07-07T18:01:00.000+08:00

woOts....my sis n frens r lame..so many mudder jokes...-_-

your mother soooo fat...that when she jump for joy...
SHE GOT STUCK

your mother soooo fat...that when she go bungee jumping in a yellow suit
everyone screamed.....COS THEY TOT THE SUN WAS FALLING...

your mother soooo fat...that when she walk pass the tv...
YOU MISSED THE WHOLE SHOW...

your mother soooo fat...that when she step on the weighing scale...
it saes ONE AT A TIME PLS!

your mother soooo fat...that when she wore X-men shirt...
THE HELICOPTER LANDED ON HER...

your mother soooo fat...that when she that when she jump into the pacific ocean...
THE TSUNAMI SIREN WENT OFF...

YOUR MUDDER SOOO SHRT.....

your mother sooo short...that when she told me her height...
I TOT IT WAS HER SHOE SIZE

your mother sooo short...that when she wanted to commit suicide...
SHE JUMPED OFF A CURB

2005-07-05T21:52:00.000+08:00

Q: what cow can speak russian?
A: Mos-cow.

ehh. lol.

2005-07-03T22:22:00.000+08:00

here's what joy lim might call an "intellectual" joke.

Q: james mackenzie, the inventor of the lie detector, forgot to switch off his invention before he went to bed. why was it sounding throughout the whole night?

A: cos he was lying in bed. -_-

2005-07-01T18:05:00.000+08:00

Q: what did batman say to robin before he got into the car?

A: robin, get in the car.

lol. anyhow.

eRpS!

2005-06-30T20:52:00.000+08:00

stpd yiquan...lol...

me: wah...crap...mp3 no more batt.
yiquan: huh...jack! no more batt ah...go find batman lar...
me: -.-"(^1000)

lol...XD

2005-06-30T20:43:00.000+08:00

zzz.
ns.