Sunday, April 24, 2005

hmm i shall try to put type all the jokes that we have made i can remember.

why did the audience go silent during jay chou's concert?
coz he sang an jing. - yj.

why did jay chou's concert end up in a total mess, with overturned chairs and dead bodies?
coz he sang long juan feng. - marcus neo.

neo: what is h2o?
me: water.
neo: what is h2o2?
me: hydrogen peroxide.
neo: what is h2o4?
me: dunno.
neo: drinking.
me: wth?
neo: what is h2o-4(for)?

there was a guy called joke.
one day he fell down the stairs,
thus, LAME JOKE. - des.

a bird was hobbling down the street. what issit?
lame bird. - txa

eh, my knee very fun, so funny(fun-knee) la? - txa.


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learning journey
why is the kampong always so sad?
kampong GLAM. - yi heng.

facilitator, when we were walking too fast: hang on guys.
txa: hang on to what?

facilitator: why do muslims fast?
txa: to increase speed.
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while we were on the bus to j8.
tv mobile: 欢迎来到一点新闻!!
txa: 欢迎来到一点新闻, it shudn't last for half an hour.
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what is bruce lee's favourite drink?
WAAA-TAAA - des.


whaha that's all that i can rmb. hope this livens up ur lives. =]]

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