Wednesday, October 18, 2006

youtube video

haha my turn... some french horn thing... not an ordinary thing

Sunday, October 15, 2006

4C must stay alive!

Saturday, October 14, 2006

stolen joke

waddaya say when u see an indo?

haze (heyz)


rofl... ANW thanx ta all 4C peeps fer makin rj feel like home =p esp those who went fer e class gathering tt day... cya guys again soon!

Sunday, September 24, 2006


lets all go fuck promos.
and when we fail.
we can all say almos

Saturday, September 09, 2006

this came in my class's email.
i think i saw this some time ago.
not wif so many examples though.

Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit their
collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in High School
essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of
teachers across the country. Here are last year's winners

1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had
its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.

2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and
breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.
3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from
experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar
eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the
country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without
one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
4. She grew on him like a colony of E. Coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.
5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
7. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.
8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine.
9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.
10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.
11. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.
12. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.
13. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
15. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.
16. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had
also never met.
17. He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant, and she was the East River.
18. Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.
19. Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.
20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
21. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.
22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.
23. The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.
24. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.
25. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.

Friday, September 08, 2006

must stay alive

some funny sayings:

Man who runs behind car gets exhausted, man who runs infront of car gets tired.
Man who sits on an upturned tack shall surely rise.
Man who sneezes without hanky takes matter into his own hands.
Man who drops watch in toilet bound to have shitty time
Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails
Man with one chopstick goes hungry
Man who live in glass house should change in basement.
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
Man who walks sideway through airport door is going to Bangkok.
Woman who cooks beans and peas in the same pot is very unsanitary.
Baseball wrong. man with 4 balls not able to walk.

Squirrel who runs up woman's legs finds no nuts.
Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to it.

i found them quite funny. if u dont get the meaning, try reading aloud. haha. post more jokes!

Friday, September 01, 2006

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class 4c! well, some of us anyway! well, glad u guys could make it... violent bball was fun! must play again sometime.