Q: what's the laziest type of food?
A: bread. cos it always loaf around.

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parker is so lame..

u so lame so u got polio...wads ur fav sport?
water-polio....

then i called him lam instead of parker...then added a a-lam...

then he started sayin why? u need alarm clock ar?.....ermx...

Q: how do cells communicate with each other?
A: by cell phone!

lol..

During chem makeup lesson today
grace chong: i'm gonna have to hold a make up lesson next week too.
class: groans.
parker: then all of us will look pretty.

lol.

why u should nvr rob someone

really think i'm gonna start a petition to ban loon from the joke blog. his jokes are super cold, not funny, and his typing damn bengsterXxzzz.. xiaXzz. omgosh. do i need an endorsement from a senator? ok. not funny. anw, here's dota uncoded.

balanar is indian! balanarajasamy s/o rajunarasamy
lina inverse is also indian! the inverse of lina is anil. which happens to be an indian name!

螢幕說： 我好慘阿，每天給人看。
鍵盤說： 我更慘呢，每天給人打。
滑鼠說： 我才慘呢，每天給人摸。
主機說： 你們有我慘嘛？每天給人按肚臍眼。
光碟機說：我好慘，每天給人插。
軟碟機說：我更慘，現在都沒人插我了。
ＵＳＢ隨身碟說：誰有我慘？這邊插完就去那邊插，一不小心還會被感染。
主機板：不要以為我被很多東西插會很爽，其實我最慘，他們插進來後就都不?
吨F，那才是難受啊!
音效卡：還說呢，明明是插你，為什麼都是我在叫 !

er. koped from some place.
-.- damn lame.

lol was reading on sulphur for the pop quiz when i noticed this

"The spelling of sulphur is "sulfur" in the USA and now that IUPAC has decided it has jurisdiction over the British English language (as distinct from American English) as well as nomenclature, so we in the UK are expected to use the f word."

ahaha nice one webelements.com.

Q: what happens when an egg laughs?
A: it cracks up.

finally going to make a worthy contribution.

INITIAL T.
check it out!

damn roflmao

your mother jokes

probably my bro didnt mean it as a joke, but anyway,

your mother's so fat...... that it's not funny any more.

lol

feelin a bit delirious.
drank 2 cups of coffee.

wads the thinest comic bk.
tin tin.

nvm.
sorry for the interuption

how come all jokes come from parker? lol.

havent posted in a long time.

why is swimming so cheap?
coz FREE-style. - parker

hahaha.

ok i'm lame. as in literally.

Q: what cow can speak russian?
A: Mos-cow.

ehh. lol.

here's what joy lim might call an "intellectual" joke.

Q: james mackenzie, the inventor of the lie detector, forgot to switch off his invention before he went to bed. why was it sounding throughout the whole night?

A: cos he was lying in bed. -_-

Q: what did batman say to robin before he got into the car?




















































A: robin, get in the car.

lol. anyhow.