Q: who works with a will?
A: a lawyer

Q: why did they stop putting salt on the road?
A: it was hurting the cats' eyes

Q: why is it a good idea to have holes in your pants?
A: to put your feet through

Q: why did the skeleton not dare to jump off the bulding?
A: cos he had no guts

Q: why was the billiard player late?
A: he missed his cue.

Q: when does a soldier go to pieces?
A: when he's in his quarters.

first attempt.

heres one.
from somewhere.
seriously.

Q: y nobody like the person who stayed near the north and near the library.
A: coz he kao peh (bei) kao bu (bk)

bah.
-.-
lameness.

Q: UU day. what day is this?
A: Tuesday (2 'U's day)

lol that was lame =P .

Q: what is australia bounded by?
A: kangaroos

Q: why is a chicken seller like a bank robber?
A: they both make their money by foul (fowl) means.

Q: why is there father's day and mother's day, but no son day?
A: cos its sunday every week.

well thats all for now folks. =P

oh yea i forgot, so before i go have to post this.

again its in the LT1 yesterday, since its 12 30 am now.

tan lai lin: WHO'S MAKING ALL THE NOISE?

some guy: YOU!

haha so jokes i like. =P

today, at the RJC LT1

tan lai lin was pissed at all the talking.

tan lai lin: I WANT U ALL TO PUT YOUR HAND IN YOUR MOUTH NOW AND SHUT UP!
me: but my hand in my mouth cant shut my mouth up!

xD

done-ed. shall censor all vulgar stuff in the future then. heh.

i like ns

hahaz 1st tiMe postiNg... im like dam loser, cos i haveNt had a joke of my own yet =p ok i thiNk shenGlin posted munhay's supermAn joke, so nvm...

i thiNk our class' joke bLog rawkz... strive on!!!

whaha today was funny man.

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a hunter was walking in the forest. he had 2 knives with him.
suddenly, a big black gorilla appeared.
the hunter got scared and flung one knife at the gorilla, it caught it with its left hand.
the hunter tried again with the second knife. it caught it with the right.
the hunter got scared and started to run away.
after a few steps, he realized that the gorilla wasn't even chasing him.
turning around, he saw the gorilla lying on the floor, dead.
why?
coz the gorilla started hitting its chest in a moment of fury, WITH the knives.
-shixiong.
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parental advice: this joke contains sexual content. as much as i would like to censor it, it is still a joke, and it must be original. for those who think that you may take offence, click here. but if you dont mind, here goes.

superman was flying around one day. he flew past a building and saw, in one of the rooms, wonderwoman lying on a bed, naked.
so he thought if he could use his super speed to fly into the room, fcuk her, and fly out without her noticing.
and he did just that.
while he was flying away, feeling satisfied, he heard a groan.
invisible man: who fcuked my ass?
-weishing.
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and finally one before i go.

what is the smallest phone on earth?
the microphone. -txa.

heh =P forgive me.

eRps 3

Q:why is superman's shirt always so tight?
A: cause he is always wearing "S" size!! --Shi Xiong

guys...this joke crap is getting damn cock...haha!..but I LIKE...think everyone does...
but concentrate on CT guys...haha..XD...

w00ts dis rocks

woots dis rocks la. i luv dis blog.
go watch da video on the afghan doods.

"HOUS BIN PHARTEEN?"
"I-AHV BIN PHARTEEN."

ahahhahaha LOLOL

some happy jokes to make u happy! lol. here goes.

how many friends does happy have?
three.
coz happy tree friends.

what is happy's occupation?
nurse.
coz happy-ness.

what is happy's gender?
male.
coz happy meal. (i know this is damn cold.)

hah and i recalled one of shixiong's jokes:
what is the funniest piano in the market?
yamaha-hahahahaha.

lol XD

guess that's all for today. i'll post again when i come up with more shit lol.

lol munhay, this is a JOKE blog. dont post school related stuff. they belong to the class blog =]
but aniw, update on jokes today.

how do depressed people greet each other?
haiii..... - txa

what is depressed people's favourite subject?
philo (fail-loh) - txa

this lameness is getting on us. i like. XD

knock knock! (THIS IS A JOKE THO)

This joke blog needs a knock-knock joke. i'll be the first. thank you.

A: knock knock,
B: who's there?
A: BOO
B: BOO who?
A: ooh. pls dun cry i didnt mean to scare u.

A: knock knock
B: who's there?
A: president
B: president who?
A: president Hu(who) Jin Tao!

THIS IS NOT A JOKE

haha...thxz shy n innocent..he deleted it...save space

http://www.4x4movies.com/download/pafiledb/pafiledb.php?action=file&id=192

WHAHAHAHA THIS VIDEO IS DAMN FUNNY! GO DLDLDLDLDL AND WATCH. ONLI A FEW MINUTES. WONT TAKE UP MUCH OF UR TIME.
whahaha confirm laugh till die. XD

eRps 2

Q: wad is slow and is pink in colour....


A: PINK "PANTHER"......

ok...not funny again...lol...XD

p.s. try asking ralph for the whole list of jokes...he recorded almost every single one i said...haha...tt will save a lot of trouble...

A: Hey B what time is it now?
B: Time for you to get a watch.
A: ....


Shit i'm damn lame. don wanna waste time thinking of dumbass jokes to post la.

whaha during assembly today.
there was a talk about nanotechnology. and the speaker was talking about bringing a television as thin as a piece of paper to the park during a picnic. then he said that this television must have a source of electricity.
speaker: so plug where? plug tree ar?
everyone laughed.
keefe(he wanted to ask the speaker during the Q&A): tree really can provide electricity?
speaker: no. i was just joking.
keefe: no wad. i thot powerplant got electricity?

eRps!

hee...hee...
hi guys...shy n' innocent little me is here to post a eRps! joke...haha...(thought of this while staringg into blank space..)

Q: Why do poor couples without children always have candle-lit dinner?

A: Cause they can't afford electricity??

ok....not funny...duh..such an innocent joke...XD

whahhaha guys go catch RUHUA on channel 8 now! CHIOBU GOGOGOGOGO!!!

lol.yo

NS guys.
damn punny stuff. heck


at least better than
-.-

all juz go spam ur jokes. relieve my boredom

ok i just finished posting and i just remembered more lol

here's how u annoy people when they ask u to pick up the phone and u're lazy to:

TXH (my bro): listen to the phone!
TXA (me): huh i am wad, it's ringing isn't it?
TXH: ... go answer the phone.
TXA: YO PHONE WASSUP!
TXH: PICK UP THE PHONE!
TXA: *walks over and picks the phone up* like this?
*phone stops ringing*

Q: which mathematical operation was created in south east asia?
A: the straits times.

chem teacher: we gonna start on QA (qualitative analysis) now
TXA: cool, question and answer!

and to end off yet again, here's another coolio pic.

THIS PWNZ! PANDA RIDERS!

lol

JOKES.

u forgot marcus neo's lame response to lame jokes:

HAIR HAIR HAIR (HEH HEH HEH)



TXA (me): do we need to study the previous test topics for cts?

TCY: of course la!

TXA: of sine leh?


Joylim: eh

TXA and Des: B


Q: Does Macy has a sister?
A: Maybe
(if u didnt get this try reading out loud, and u'll get it better)


AND FINALLY HERE'S HOW U PRINT SCREEN



and thats all from me for now folks.

whaha i jus remembered another joke.

why did the US drop the atomic bomb on hiroshima and not on tokyo during WW2?
ans: coz there ultraman was in existence then.

heh this blog is getting the hits. keep em coming in XD

yo man.

wahaha fun-ness.

still got txa jokes.

what magazine multiplies?
times magazine. (EHHHHH)

which coountry very meticulous?
the czech(CHECK) republic.


AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA. fun i like.

hmm i shall try to put type all the jokes that we have made i can remember.

why did the audience go silent during jay chou's concert?
coz he sang an jing. - yj.

why did jay chou's concert end up in a total mess, with overturned chairs and dead bodies?
coz he sang long juan feng. - marcus neo.

neo: what is h2o?
me: water.
neo: what is h2o2?
me: hydrogen peroxide.
neo: what is h2o4?
me: dunno.
neo: drinking.
me: wth?
neo: what is h2o-4(for)?

there was a guy called joke.
one day he fell down the stairs,
thus, LAME JOKE. - des.

a bird was hobbling down the street. what issit?
lame bird. - txa

eh, my knee very fun, so funny(fun-knee) la? - txa.


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learning journey
why is the kampong always so sad?
kampong GLAM. - yi heng.

facilitator, when we were walking too fast: hang on guys.
txa: hang on to what?

facilitator: why do muslims fast?
txa: to increase speed.
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while we were on the bus to j8.
tv mobile: 欢迎来到一点新闻！！
txa: 欢迎来到一点新闻, it shudn't last for half an hour.
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what is bruce lee's favourite drink?
WAAA-TAAA - des.


whaha that's all that i can rmb. hope this livens up ur lives. =]]

ok JOKE BLOG.
this shall be THE blog for all the lame/stupid/rubbish/funny/lajdsfl;jdsa jokes that come from our class. its more of a logbook that records down all the jokes we make.
heh the main jokers are txa, marcus neo, and the rest of us. and mind you, inspiration is needed for all these jokes so they arent that easy to make.

but then again, when you are looking through all these jokes, you may feel very cold suddenly, if you get what i mean. =X

yupp we shall try to update this as much as possible so yea, stay tuned.