wikihumor

directly koped from huang's webbie.

full gainer is an acrobatic move, typically performed from a diving board into water. A full gainer is a full backflip that is completed while moving forwards... Unlike full gainers, half gainers are only performed by divers, as landing on one's head on solid ground can be fatal.

- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_gainer


The Balance Beam is an artistic gymnastics apparatus. It is only used by female gymnasts. It is not used by the male gymnasts because they have external genitals.

- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gymnastics_balance_beam

If you eat any food with egg in it, remember to eat everything but the egg. after all, it's sheng4 dan4 jie2 XD.

merry christmas!

chelsea resource. go see the Jose Mourinho Song at the bottom of the page. quite fun.

Jose Mourinho Song

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ok here's one, courtesy of myukadelic.

what do atheists say when they get an orgasm?

YES GOD! OH YES! OH YES! OH YES!

heh i thot this was a rather good one.