chem...

Me and des were bored during chem class today...

Q: what happens when you owe the Taiwan president?
A: then you qian bian (欠扁 )

Q: what printer’s never there when you need it?
A: Epson (absent)

Ok you know you want to laugh... but if you really want to pretend that it’s not funny, then go ahead :P haha jk.

this is not a joke

with deepest regrets, i apologise for helping chow make a blog that he din want.
i apologise for using his copyrighted chow name and a copyrighted motto/nick choworbechowed.
as such, i have since closed down the choworbechowed.blogspot.com.
and thus, ends the (2 days) hw-reminder service. thank you for ur support. and for ur time.

http://choworbechowed.blogspot.com/

its not a joke

this is not a joke. they really have lyrics available online for crazy frog axelF.


Axel F
by Crazy Frog

[Intro]
Ding ding, do bam baram bom baram bom babam bom...
What's going on? (ON?)
Ding ding
Let's do the Crazy Frog!
Ding ding
Bem bem
Ring ring ring ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding bem bem bem
Ring ring ring ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding bo bo
Ring ring ring ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding bem bem bem
Ring ring ring ding ding ding
Let's do the Crazy Frog! (Break down!)
Ding ding
C-c-razy-cra-crazy
Bem bem
Let's do the Crazy Frog!
Ra ba bra bram ba brrrram brramaba brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Ding ding
Let's do the Crazy Frog!
Ding ding
Do do!
Ring ring ring ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding bem bem bem
Ring ring ring ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding bo bo
Ring ring ring ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding bem bem bem
Ring ring ring ding ding ding
Let's do the Crazy Frog!
Ding ding
C-c-razy-cra-crazy
Bem bem
Let's do the Crazy Frog!
Bem bem.

why was the track n field meet so quiet.
coz. 田径 (恬静)

heard this over the radio.
translated.

which animal like to hav a big beer belly.
mouse. coz 老鼠爱 大米 (tum-my)

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looter vs finder

i thought i might like to share this.



taken from http://socialitelife.com/

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which is the all time most sung, most heard, most popular song?

ans: the birthday song! happy birthday to you..!

Sumo Kamikaze

Three men, an Scot, and an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building. The Scot jumped off and shouted ''God save Scotland!'' The English man jumped off and shouted ''God Save England!'' The Sumo wrestler jumped off and shouted ''God save the person who I land on!''


Blonde haircut
A Blonde goes to a barber and asks for a haircut. The barber asks her to take off her headphones, and she says she needs them and can't take them off. As he starts to cut her hair, she falls asleep in the chair. The barber can't cut her hair correctly with the earphones on, so he removes them, and after 30 seconds she drops dead. Startled by what�s happened, he picks up the earphones to listen what it was and they said: "Breath in, breath out. Breath in, breath out..."

another mama joke!
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked "What's new?"