eRpS!

stpd yiquan...lol...

me: wah...crap...mp3 no more batt.
yiquan: huh...jack! no more batt ah...go find batman lar...
me: -.-"(^1000)

lol...XD

zzz.
ns.

Q: why didn't the boy refuse to go home from the durian-selling shop?
A: cos he liu2 lian2 wang4 fan3 流连（榴莲）忘返.

for the more religious pple.
Let us all chant Amituofo - with Venerable Master Chin Kung

another link to yoda.
masteryoda

q: wad do u call a metal fastening that weighs 1000kg and can endure harsh environments?
a: shackleton.

ehh..
wadeva.

stuff tt u prolly heard b4.

Q: 小白+小白=?
A: 小白兔


Q: What is louder than a duck but sounds the same as the duck??
A: 2 ducks

lOOn's joke

loon u 4got ta post ur joke... or did u rmb?

hahaz

anw

lOOn: wad do u caLL a deaf loAnshArk?

da er long





HA

QN: a blue gun and a blur sword

ANs, DAo Qiang Bu Ru (Blue.....)

me bored again.

WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ
(Passing requires 4 correct answers)
1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?

2) Which country makes Panama hats?

3) From which animal do we get catgut?

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

7) What was King George VI's first name?

8) What color is a purple finch?

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?























ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ
1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?
116 years
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
Ecuador
3) From which animal do we get catgut?
Sheep and Horses
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
November
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
Squirrel fur
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
Dogs
7) What was King George VI's first name?
Albert
8) What color is a purple finch?
Crimson
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
New Zealand
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?
Orange, of course.



What do you mean you failed?

[oops.. forget source: twins alliance. AGAIN.]

here's one i thought of:

person A: did u hear about tom? he had a stomache during the party yesterday and went to the toilet to relieve himself.
person B: yeah, what a party pooper.

dont ask me how i thought of it, it just came to me somehow lol. yea and i knew it was a lame joke. whatever.

addon

what type of rug is very violent?
rugby

kk..
-.--------------------

Q: whats type of bee very violent?
A: rugbee (rugby)

lol lame joke.

marcus neo fat pig.

marcus neo u not funny lor. pok = pork. =.=

anw, here's one joke for the intellectual ability of someone like marcus.

what's taufik's mother's name?

taupok.

father?

tau suan.


I THINK ONLY MARCUS WILL LAUGH AT THAT.

while eating at S-11

vegetarians eat only veg...(DUH!!)

so, that means they can eat mee...cause mee made of flour...but...one kind of mee they cant eat...
wad mee can they not eat?







MEE POK (PORK, for those who dun understand..not u munhay...serious...)

ooh havent posted in a real long time. here's a really old pri sch joke. think most of you have heard it before but heck. here goes.

a: how to u spell minutes in short form?
b: m-i-n-s
a: yes you are.


tada! the end. ok i was bored.

hehehe

stuff from forum

The Prison or At Work??!

"In Prison: You spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
At Work: You spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

In Prison: You get three meals a day (free).
At Work: You only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.

In Prison: You get time off for good behavior.
At Work: You get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.

In Prison: A guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
At Work: You must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.

In Prison: You can watch TV and play games.
At Work: You get fired for watching TV and playing games.

In Prison: You get your own toilet.
At Work: You have to share.

In Prison: They allow your family and friends to visit.
At Work: You can not even speak to your family and friends.

In Prison: All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
At Work: You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

In Prison:You spend most of your life looking through the bars from the inside wanting to get out.
At Work: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

Hmm.. which one sounds better to u all??"

zzz.
from TAS (twins alliance sg)

snow

wads da dif btw a snowman n a snowwoMan?


snowbaLLs =p

listen on radio at 11.30pm...

Q:世上最长的刀是哪一支刀？


A:屠龙刀 (too long 刀)

zz.

hmm..
more stupid stuff.

more meaningless stuff

q: y did yanzi and tanya sing yuan dian thrice when someone said a joke.
a: ... (3 yuan dians 圆点s)

bah.
not funny.
zzz.

zzz.

courtesy of a chat between me and kezhong. zzz

spam: hey dun spam
dun spam: hey spam

have u seen lost?
its a thrillin thriller

a thrilling thriller makes thrills thrown down people's thrilled throats

spam is having a spammin spasm

muahaha
muahahaha
muhahahaha
muhahamad
muhamad
muhamd
mad
mat


and tt was spamming spasming spam

some crap pics

why did everyone get knocked out after listening to the last line of the comedian's joke?

Answer: because it was the punch line.

what is anakin skywalker's famous duet with sweetheart pademe?

Answer: Naboo! (usher's "my boo")

oooh Naboo...

sg government r gay lol.

it's like, on roads they write so big the notice:

HUMP AHEAD.

so we supposed to go hump someone's head when we see it? O.O

ok sorry if this is abit crude.

A: u free now?
B: no, but i'll be cheaper during the great singapore sale.

din think of any jokes 2day. =(


*edited by boon. lol just thot it'll be funnier that way. hope u dont mind.

*TXA: i mind lol. but nvm.

2nd post: weAk aTTemPt

hello ya'll... k iv finaLLy thOt of my own joKe... heh, qt dumB

wads e coMMon thiNg betwEEn the Sith and French Connection United Kingdom (aka FCUK)?



they're both raNdom!!! (s*** n f***)

aha

hols le then seems like got less posts hor..

lol

Q: why did they detain the china man at the customs?
A: cos he got beijing qiang (lol beijing gun, same pronunciation as beijing accent in chinese)

*yAWn...*

heres a super lame one.
which song did karen mok/gigi sing that was about marcus neo in the north?
北极光. (bei ji guang)

moi turn, long time neva blog le...

"jokes" courtesy of moi fren

which is worse, xiang pi, shi pi or hu pi?

xiang pi cuz xiang pi ca....

k imbored

yea. some shit from some blog.
which i think came from somewhere else.

GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

EVANGELIST: When you rearrange the letters: EVIL'S AGENT

PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY

MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z'S

A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: I ' M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA: When you rearrange the letters: TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS

http://playlist933.blogspot.com/

some crazy guy.
playlist933