Sumo Kamikaze
Three men, an Scot, and an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building. The Scot jumped off and shouted ''God save Scotland!'' The English man jumped off and shouted ''God Save England!'' The Sumo wrestler jumped off and shouted ''God save the person who I land on!''
Blonde haircut
A Blonde goes to a barber and asks for a haircut. The barber asks her to take off her headphones, and she says she needs them and can't take them off. As he starts to cut her hair, she falls asleep in the chair. The barber can't cut her hair correctly with the earphones on, so he removes them, and after 30 seconds she drops dead. Startled by what�s happened, he picks up the earphones to listen what it was and they said: "Breath in, breath out. Breath in, breath out..."
another mama joke!
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked "What's new?"
Blonde haircut
A Blonde goes to a barber and asks for a haircut. The barber asks her to take off her headphones, and she says she needs them and can't take them off. As he starts to cut her hair, she falls asleep in the chair. The barber can't cut her hair correctly with the earphones on, so he removes them, and after 30 seconds she drops dead. Startled by what�s happened, he picks up the earphones to listen what it was and they said: "Breath in, breath out. Breath in, breath out..."
another mama joke!
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked "What's new?"
posted by schizophrenic at 8:43 PM
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When We Two Parted
When we two parted In silence and tears, Half broken-hearted To sever the years, Pale grew thy cheek and cold, Colder, thy kiss; Truly that hour foretold Sorrow to this.
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