whaha today was funny man.

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a hunter was walking in the forest. he had 2 knives with him.
suddenly, a big black gorilla appeared.
the hunter got scared and flung one knife at the gorilla, it caught it with its left hand.
the hunter tried again with the second knife. it caught it with the right.
the hunter got scared and started to run away.
after a few steps, he realized that the gorilla wasn't even chasing him.
turning around, he saw the gorilla lying on the floor, dead.
why?
coz the gorilla started hitting its chest in a moment of fury, WITH the knives.
-shixiong.
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parental advice: this joke contains sexual content. as much as i would like to censor it, it is still a joke, and it must be original. for those who think that you may take offence, click here. but if you dont mind, here goes.

superman was flying around one day. he flew past a building and saw, in one of the rooms, wonderwoman lying on a bed, naked.
so he thought if he could use his super speed to fly into the room, fcuk her, and fly out without her noticing.
and he did just that.
while he was flying away, feeling satisfied, he heard a groan.
invisible man: who fcuked my ass?
-weishing.
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and finally one before i go.

what is the smallest phone on earth?
the microphone. -txa.

heh =P forgive me.