Q: UU day. what day is this?
A: Tuesday (2 'U's day)

lol that was lame =P .

Q: what is australia bounded by?
A: kangaroos

Q: why is a chicken seller like a bank robber?
A: they both make their money by foul (fowl) means.

Q: why is there father's day and mother's day, but no son day?
A: cos its sunday every week.

well thats all for now folks. =P