Q: who works with a will?
A: a lawyer

Q: why did they stop putting salt on the road?
A: it was hurting the cats' eyes

Q: why is it a good idea to have holes in your pants?
A: to put your feet through

Q: why did the skeleton not dare to jump off the bulding?
A: cos he had no guts

Q: why was the billiard player late?
A: he missed his cue.

Q: when does a soldier go to pieces?
A: when he's in his quarters.