chem feverrrrr

what ions have animal properties?
cat-ions.

what ion makes you think?
quest-ions.

what is the formula of Mess Tin?
MSn.

if ure last in a race and you overtake the last guy, what position are you in?
2nd last? wrong!
you can never overtake a last guy coz ure last.
and since that doesn't apply, you must be first coz onli the first guy can overtake the last.

lol jokes courtesy of yj. =]