A couple went to an art gallery to look at the exhibits. One painting was of a beautiful, naked woman with only a little foliage covering the appropriate areas.
The wife considered the picture was in bad taste and moved on quickly, but the husband lingered, completely transfixed. "What are you waiting for?" called his wife. "Autumn?"

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heh the next one's pretty lame.

darth vader: "I know what you are getting for your birthday, luke."
luke skywalker: "how do you know?"
darth vader: "I have felt your presents." -.-

lol the above 2 are koped from the reader's digest. =]