hmm.. today in class:

Me: Boon, lend my your correction tape k?
Boon (who was busy doing his work): No.
Me: *takes it anyway and uses some, then returns it to Boon*
Me: Thanks. Boon you're so sarcastic.
Boon: -_-"

person A: did you hear about the keyboard which can only type upper-case letters?
person B: yeah, i heard it was quite capital-intensive