jokes!

once, president bush invited president hu to the states. the first thing after president hu landed, bush brought him into the woods near the white house and gave him a shovel, asking him to dig into the ground. so hu took the shovel and started digging and digging. after he dug about 3 metres into the ground, he started to feel tired and asked if it was enough. bush just shook his head and asked him to dig further. so he dug and dug and dug intoo the ground. when finally he hit something. it was some cables. very proudly, bush exclaimed. see! decades ago, america already had telephone lines. Hu, was sweating like a cow(chrissy) and said:" that's all u wanted to show me after digging for so long?! Never mind." so with that, he completed the visit and went back to china.
then, a month later, president hu invited bush over to china, did the same thing. brought him to the woods being the forbidden city, gave him a shovel and asked him to dig. so he dug and dug. Bush: deep enough?
Hu: no. go on.
so Bush dug till the hole was almost 8 metres deep then, president exclaimed:" THERE! Since decades ago, China already had the cordless phone. !
Bush: -_-