more more more jokes! gettin high! lol.

A mom dad and baby tomato are walking down the street and the baby starts to lag behind so the dad goes back and smashes the baby and says "ketchup"

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb into a tree and act like a nut...

Why are there so many Johnsons in the phone book? They all have phones.

What does mozart do now that he is dead? He decomposes.

There was a lawyer that was talking to his client who just committed murder. He said "I have some good news, and some bad news. The bad news is that you're getting the electric chair." His client said "That's terrible!! Well, what's the good news? " The lawyer said "I got the voltage lowered."

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly? A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

How do you greet a 2-headed monster? Hello, Hello

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Two blondes were walking in the woods. One said, "Oh look! deer tracks! The other one argued, "No silly! Those are wolf tracks!" They fought over it. Two hours later they were both killed by a train.

One day a priest was walking down a street when he saw a young boy jumping trying to reach a doorbell. The priest asked the boy if he needed help. The boy said yes. Then the priest asked what next. The boy replied "RUN LIKE HELL."

Did you hear the one about the idiot who drained his pool and his wife asked him why he did that and the idiot responded "I want to pratice diving but I don't know how to swim"

Did you hear about the idiot who got a camera for his birthday? He just got back his first roll of film, twelve shots of his right eye.

aights. nights all. =]