Thursday, May 05, 2005

i shall take a lil time off mugging.

Michael jackson, bill clinton and nelson mandela are in a jet with 20 kids. the plane suffers an irreparable electronics failure and is doomed to crash. as smoke billows though the plane, it becomes apparent that the plane has only 20 parachutes. nelson mandela, as a great humanitarian says that the children should have them. bill clinton gets panicky and shouts," screw the children!" michael jackson whispers," do we have enough time?"

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