KING jokes..

LOL..thd god is back..=) jus some GODLIKE jokes..lol..

Q:wads the difference between sin n shame?
A: its a sin to put it in and a shame to pull it out..-.-"

the one above is 4 cheap thrill one..lol..not very farnie..

Q: wad's the speed limit of sex?
A: 68..cause at 69, u've gotta turn arnd..

lol..quitefarnie..=)

Q: y is sex like a bridge game..?
A: u dun need a partner if u've got a good HAND...

ROFL...farnie rite..lol..=)

Q: what do a christmas tree and a priest have in common..?









A: THEIR BALLS ARE JUST FOR DECORATION...=.="...LOL..funny lar..come on laugh..HAHAHA...

guys..keep this blog alive k? come on..EVEN the god made an effort to WASTE his time n post jokes...LOL...=) hope u all coping well in RJC yar? =)

bomb

this was from shi xiong, which i thought was rather funny hahaha.

what happens when u put a bomb in your underpants?

you get a banana split

what happens when u put a bomb inside someone's bra

tit-bits!

hurhur

during canoeing training...

j2: guys stretch your forearms.

ky: but i only have 2 arms.

in case you still din get it, forearms = fourarms

Q: how did the computer feel when it had nothing to do?
A: it was motherbored

Q: what animal can help u adjust your guitar?
A: tuner (tuna) fish

yup haha. physics lecture was super boring.

JET LI

aka

Li Fei Ji


-- txa.