lol

Q: Why are swimmers very patient?
A: because they are used to wading.

Q: What is it when a group of students take action against Elizabeth Foo?
A: then they are the Foo fighters.

Q: why are extreme sportsmen always bored?
A: cos they always surfboard, skateboard and wakeboard.

lol i was bored ok!!!

Parker: I'm feeling a bit funny (weird) right now
TXA (me): cool, can you tell me a joke?

Q: what fruit do you eat when you’re busy?

A: 芒（忙） 果 (mango in english)

jokes!

Haha nice to see this blog active again...

Q: What’s the heaviest food in our school canteen?
A: Wanton (one ton) noodle

*credits to Jason Loon

moi turn..tdy so lame..

from parker:
CaSiO2 is calcium silicate.cuz was learning chem..
then wads Calcium + Silicon + Nitrogen + Oxygen?

casino....

during pe, teacher said line up in threes, then xuan ang said we shd climb on trees..

...

in response to jasons call.

jokes.jokes.jokes.jokes.jokes.jokes.jokes.jokes.
jokes.jokes.jokes.jokes.jokes.jokes.jokes.jokes.
jokes.jokes.jokes.jokes.jokes.jokes.jokes.jokes.
jokes.jokes.jokes.jokes.jokes.jokes.jokes.jokes.

anyhow

Q: what’s a baseballer’s favourite fruit?
A: peach (pitch)

Q: why are flowers never lonely?
A: ‘cause they got a couple (carpel)

Joy Lim: Mendel (father of genetics) observed many peas and compared the numbers... to come up with the statistics.
Chiam: did he get the nobel PEAS prize?

Ok lame jokes... from boring lessons.

Q: how much would the guy who wrote the communist manifesto score if he sat for a political science test?
A: full marx

Q: what happens when u r cooking an egg and it hatches?
A: u'll get a hot chick -_- .

does this place needs to be revived? ya, i think it does..so here's goes...

hah.
from huang lu's blog.
but i highlited the "mistake"
to make it clearer for some. =P


not a joke.

Q: why are there few hot girls in the Northern parts of canada?
A: because it is usually cold there.

cold joke.

hmm.. today in class:

Me: Boon, lend my your correction tape k?
Boon (who was busy doing his work): No.
Me: *takes it anyway and uses some, then returns it to Boon*
Me: Thanks. Boon you're so sarcastic.
Boon: -_-"

person A: did you hear about the keyboard which can only type upper-case letters?
person B: yeah, i heard it was quite capital-intensive

q: y did the hutu kill a fellow hutu in rwanda?
a: coz he very hu2 tu2.

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