1 = 5
2 = 25
3 = 125
4 = 625
5 = ???



3125? WRONG.




5 = 1. look at the first equation.

heh courtesy of brian chua. =]

u guys shld hav heard tis b4.

wads brown and in every 2 yr olds pants?
michael jackson.

sian.

a few jokes i thought of when i was bored at home.

lol was looking for something in the fridge when i thought of this.

Q: what remains hot even after being put in the freezer for a day?
A: chilli

lol not really a joke. here's 1 i thought of after talking to des about our philo teacher on the phone.

Q: why was the underweight dog so philosophical?
A: cos it was a thin cur (thinker)

lol. and flipping through old songs and cds,

Q: what did the N sync members say when they went into a discount store?
A: buy buy buy!

solution to question 2d of performance task

why willy is wrong.

this is because title is willy's mistake that means obviously he is wrong! noob!

another star wars ep 3 joke.

aft obiwan kenobi fell down the cliff with the monster.
'no one can survive that fall'
but why din obiwan die?
coz he is obiwan (obi-one).

damn lame. frm keefe i think.

its when u're bored in class usually that u think of the lamest jokes.

e.g.
Q: why did the soldiers train the goat to knock gates and doors down?
A: cos they wanted a battering ram.

Q: Why are saturday and sunday the strongest days?
A: cos the rest r weekdays (weak days)

Q: one guy was playing computer games with the computer and he owned it. how?
A: he bought it, of course he owns it.

lol.

well imma go think of more tomorrow... long day, probably i ll write down my jokes on a piece of paper or sth so that i dont forget it like i always do...

why did the pai kia not dare to go near the business executive?
coz the business executive was using no-kia. -txa

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reading this out in chinese would bring about greater effects lol.

what is xiao bai + xiao bai?
xiao bai 2. -goon

hahahha cute i like.
aniw where have all our humour gone to? we need more jokes!!

http://www.lego.com/starwars/default.aspx

hahaha a funny version of star wars ep 3. lego style!

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http://www.treehouseanimation.com/rotb/

check out the clone trooper orchestra! damn cute. whaha darth vader can jump lol.

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for those who have watched it, rmb this?

Anakin: You’re so beautiful
Padme: That’s because I’m so in love with you.
Anakin: No, it’s because I’m so in love with you.

That’s Lucas’ idea of terms of endearment?! “You shut up.” “No, you shut up.”

heh taken frm squarebrain.net

A couple went to an art gallery to look at the exhibits. One painting was of a beautiful, naked woman with only a little foliage covering the appropriate areas.
The wife considered the picture was in bad taste and moved on quickly, but the husband lingered, completely transfixed. "What are you waiting for?" called his wife. "Autumn?"

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heh the next one's pretty lame.

darth vader: "I know what you are getting for your birthday, luke."
luke skywalker: "how do you know?"
darth vader: "I have felt your presents." -.-

lol the above 2 are koped from the reader's digest. =]

pun-ish

if farmer A sells ducks,
and farmer B sells chickens,
what does farmer C sell?

medicine!

once again for those who dont get it (not you marcus really!) farmer C=pharmacy

teChnoloGic o_0

http://www.apple.com/ipod/ads/poplock/640.html

hey gUys... cheCk out e new iPod coMMercial... everyone's dancing like aLiens o_0 hMM n i still prefer e jerk-it-out 1... ohweLL =p

Q: why do elephant swim in twos?
A: cos to swim u need a pair of trunks xD

lol thought of it just now during competition now tired, just now thought of so many then all forgot =/ .

oh well.

lol...

paul lim: please be seated while the staff and parents take their leave.
me: outside so many trees just go pluck 1 and give to them, and they can thus take their leaf (leave)

JOKES!

hey ya all.. 3 days like no one post le =.= txa call me come and post, so here i am =]

well todae got sth funny happen la.. like it was 1 plus, then me, ngee kiang txa and kek-kong were eating together, then like ngeekiang started to tell jokes.

he said, if a got an apple, b got a ball, c got a cat, and d got a dog, wad did "o" get?
ans : o got a lamb, coz... ou de yang. WAKAOZ!!! =.==.==.==.==.=

haha.... funny rite, pro sia.. then like i damn sian so i was like, "eh.. if A got an apple, wad did B get?"
Marcus: Banana, Ball, Balloon
Ngeekiang: dunno..
Txa: (blank face)

after a long silence, they ask me.. wad is it?
i was like : dunno leh.. XD

wahahahaha damn funny, they were all laughing like mad and i made some nehneh snorting noise =P
oh well. yup..
hope u all post more often la.. big or small things also post.. after all dis is da class bloggie =]

wa! i so long neva come here..then so many things le...haix..

lol guys i think we should stop posting things taken off sites. feel that its just well... not right. sorta defeats the original purpose of the blog i think.

anyway.

dinosaurs use to stink, and why dont they stink now?

cos they are ex-stink.

whatever lol.

during chinese,

Ralph: im listening to "tong hua" now.
Me: lol ask tong to speak = "tong hua" already.

(for those that didnt know tong is our chinese teacher's surname and we call her that lol).

How do blondes' braincells die?
Alone.

omgg this is damn funny. whaha applies to shy n innocent neo too. lol.

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ancient chinese torture
ahaha this is a joke that i read some time back. abit sick, but hey, it rawks! here goes. =]

A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"

"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man."

"Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house.

Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young,beautiful, and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy.

He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest." "Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle." In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to the end. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost."

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spam NUDGES

hex editing to remove nudge delays...
go try then can play fastest finger first...
lol
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NONG (well not really)

what do u call a dog that does not bark as loud as other dogs?

a subwoofer! hahah funny sial.

lol this is how u parallel park

crazy jap arcade addict

what a cool car =P

http://gprime.net/video.php/fireauction

omg this is damn funny. whahahaha!!

http://gprime.net/video.php/2004votingmachine

this too lolol.

http://gprime.net/video.php/confuseddog

and this! whahaha.

Hor-fun!

This is my old joke in the canteen some time ago.

what's a horny man's favourite dish?
horfun.

what's a horny man's favourite drink?
horlicks!

here's a tip for the plain dumb(not you marcus!) hor=whore.

http://www.funpic.hu/swf/numanuma.html

lol yes yes wanted to show u guys this for a long time. jus found it =] enjoy lol.

YI HENG WATCH OUT!

http://www.dodgy-scouser.com/pics/blackheads.jpg

YI HENG WATCH OUT!

http://www.dodgy-scouser.com/pics/blackheads.jpg">.

dotZx

bah the pics too big.
some dude from hk write one.

pg 1
pg 2

http://www.dodgy-scouser.com/jokes/

check this site out for more jokes!

another blonde joke.

A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire
herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.

She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said,
"How much will you charge me?"

The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need were in the garage.

The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband,
"Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"

He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"

The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those 'dumb blonde' jokes
we've been getting by e-mail lately."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" the husband asked.

"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so gave it two coats."

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."

lol

click here to dl star wars hokkien version

tiger beer in dialect =P

lol..

Q: what happens when batman and robin become criminals?
A: they become badman and robbing

xD

Q: what do u call placing boats in horizontal line?
A: rowing boats

-.- lol that 1 anyhow thought up.

in class just now:
SL: got alot of pores
me: press resume lor.

lol.

Marcus Neo to me: haha u kena jack!
me: aiyah we all go jack neo la.

that 1 was unintentional =P

anyway thats all for now still have alot of things on my mind, cant really think of new jokes now, not without any inspiration... well thats all for now.

more more more jokes! gettin high! lol.

A mom dad and baby tomato are walking down the street and the baby starts to lag behind so the dad goes back and smashes the baby and says "ketchup"

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb into a tree and act like a nut...

Why are there so many Johnsons in the phone book? They all have phones.

What does mozart do now that he is dead? He decomposes.

There was a lawyer that was talking to his client who just committed murder. He said "I have some good news, and some bad news. The bad news is that you're getting the electric chair." His client said "That's terrible!! Well, what's the good news? " The lawyer said "I got the voltage lowered."

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly? A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

How do you greet a 2-headed monster? Hello, Hello

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Two blondes were walking in the woods. One said, "Oh look! deer tracks! The other one argued, "No silly! Those are wolf tracks!" They fought over it. Two hours later they were both killed by a train.

One day a priest was walking down a street when he saw a young boy jumping trying to reach a doorbell. The priest asked the boy if he needed help. The boy said yes. Then the priest asked what next. The boy replied "RUN LIKE HELL."

Did you hear the one about the idiot who drained his pool and his wife asked him why he did that and the idiot responded "I want to pratice diving but I don't know how to swim"

Did you hear about the idiot who got a camera for his birthday? He just got back his first roll of film, twelve shots of his right eye.

aights. nights all. =]

holy s***!!! look at this joke!

Because I'm Blonde?

A girl came skipping home FROM school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. "Mommy, Mommy," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, b, c, d, e, f, g!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"

"No, Honey, it's because you're 25."

http://myhome.apbb.com.tw/boa_silence/UNKNOWN_PARAMETER_VALUE.wmv
whahaha check this site out guys, the hokkien version of lotr lol. damn funny.

and oh yes, i almost forgot. my joke.

why can you only buy student meals in the day and not at night?
coz zhao shang shi student, wan shang shi brother. lol according to the drugs ad. heh.

videos

well here r 2 videos to watch.

what happens when u play too much RPG games

and this 1's not funny, but here's how u really do the robot dance

click here

lol trying to make a new skin for this blog. but no ideas for the color scheme and everything else, so if any1 here has any ideas, just tell me on msn.

anyway, go google "miserable failure" and look at the search results =D .

qw00ts.

LOL.
kontraband rox.
hav been readin fer the past 2 hrs

whaha spent 3 solid hours on this site.

www.kontraband.com
totally rox. all the movies and stuff inside. damn funny heh. had quite a good laugh. even thou some stuff in there are explicit =X
aniw some questions taken frm the site.

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

The easiest way to find something that’s lost is to buy a replacement.

Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?

off to sleep. =]

the common tests are over. FINALLY! woots this calls for a celebration.

what is the most handsome kind of bread?
brad pitt. -txa

why did the horsekeeper have trouble sleeping at night?
coz he had night mares. -txa

a whole lot of us went to play pool after common tests. hahaha and munhay was damn funny.

picture a situation with a white ball, your opponent's ball, and your ball in a straight line with spaces in between facing the pocket. the craziest-logical thing you would do is to make the white ball jump over your opponent's ball and hit your own ball.
then i was playing with munhay. the same situation occurred and i told him to jump.
he did, literally.
hahahaha super funny, all the games he was jumping and doing fade aways. CUTE. sexayy way of playing pool lol.

eRps 4

there was this guy called john...
john was a man of few words...however, wherever he went, he would tend to give one or two inspirational statements...but wherever he went, after he spoke..the area around him would be very clean..
wad kind of a person is he?


one who likes to make sweeping statements....ROFL...LMAO

i shall take a lil time off mugging.

Michael jackson, bill clinton and nelson mandela are in a jet with 20 kids. the plane suffers an irreparable electronics failure and is doomed to crash. as smoke billows though the plane, it becomes apparent that the plane has only 20 parachutes. nelson mandela, as a great humanitarian says that the children should have them. bill clinton gets panicky and shouts," screw the children!" michael jackson whispers," do we have enough time?"

sounds.

read this out loud:

eye / meye oun pee nes

read faster after ur first try.

chem fever continued.

what are the tastiest ions in the whole?
On-ions.

HAHA.

jokes!

once, president bush invited president hu to the states. the first thing after president hu landed, bush brought him into the woods near the white house and gave him a shovel, asking him to dig into the ground. so hu took the shovel and started digging and digging. after he dug about 3 metres into the ground, he started to feel tired and asked if it was enough. bush just shook his head and asked him to dig further. so he dug and dug and dug intoo the ground. when finally he hit something. it was some cables. very proudly, bush exclaimed. see! decades ago, america already had telephone lines. Hu, was sweating like a cow(chrissy) and said:" that's all u wanted to show me after digging for so long?! Never mind." so with that, he completed the visit and went back to china.
then, a month later, president hu invited bush over to china, did the same thing. brought him to the woods being the forbidden city, gave him a shovel and asked him to dig. so he dug and dug. Bush: deep enough?
Hu: no. go on.
so Bush dug till the hole was almost 8 metres deep then, president exclaimed:" THERE! Since decades ago, China already had the cordless phone. !
Bush: -_-

chem feverrrrr

what ions have animal properties?
cat-ions.

what ion makes you think?
quest-ions.

what is the formula of Mess Tin?
MSn.

if ure last in a race and you overtake the last guy, what position are you in?
2nd last? wrong!
you can never overtake a last guy coz ure last.
and since that doesn't apply, you must be first coz onli the first guy can overtake the last.

lol jokes courtesy of yj. =]

how do you make a calculator bright?
switch to radian mode. -txa
lol.

a joke a day keeps the study blues away

Q: what is it when u r sleeping and travelling at 300 km/h?
A: fast asleep

back to mugging for maths and chem...

why is 10 x 2 equal to 11 x 2?
coz 10 x 2 is twenty.
and 11 x 2 is twenty-too. -txa

It has been reported that they have found water on mars.
finally.

from bing liang.

was asked by TBL3001 aka bingliang to post this.


陈炳良 Tan Bing Liang( 鼓王)(RICO)( Timpani, keyboard percussions & drum set rox)( www.4cjokeblog.blogspot.com )(Percussion King)( 鼓王) says:

Q: what do u call a gorilla when he is wearing earmuffs?


jingzhou.zecfreator. 白日梦飞翔永不太远太抽象 says:
??

陈炳良 Tan Bing Liang( 鼓王)(RICO)( Timpani, keyboard percussions & drum set rox)( www.4cjokeblog.blogspot.com )(Percussion King)( 鼓王) says:
A:anything u want,coz he cannot hear u.

jingzhou.zecfreator. 白日梦飞翔永不太远太抽象 says:
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陈炳良 Tan Bing Liang( 鼓王)(RICO)( Timpani, keyboard percussions & drum set rox)( www.4cjokeblog.blogspot.com )(Percussion King)( 鼓王) says:
remind u of who??

here's an old joke for all to enjoy.

da zhu shui da jiao
xiao zhu shui xiao jiao
lan zhu shui she me jiao ne?
dang ran shi LAN JIAO!

it's in hanyu pinyin cauz my comp chinese sofware sucks.

lol loon i dont mind.

anyway here's 1 i thought up.

Q: what runs from one side of singapore to another without moving?
A: mrt track.

=D

ok back to mugging.

i was watching the russell peters comedy yesterday.

what do you get when you mix people from cuba and iceland?
icecubes.

heh dl it if you have the time. or else somebody gonna get hurt real bad. somebody~.
=]

was reading jokes on the internet and here's a good joke.

Three men lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they passed a trial. The first step of the trial was to enter the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So, all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, “I brought ten apples.” The king then explained, “Next, you have to shove the fruits up your butt without so much as an expression on your face, or you’ll be eaten.” The first apple went in, but on the second he winced in pain, and was killed.

The second one arrived, and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy.

1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…and on the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter, and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, “Why did you laugh? You almost got away with it!”

The second one replied, I couldn’t help it, I saw the third guy coming with durians.”

1st time posting in e class blog..so must start off with sth i guesss...

how can e snail cross from new york to s'pore in 1 min?
cuz he was on e world map...lol...

signing off

sian